How frustrating and annoying it is to get sidelined by a simple everyday malady such as a cold/flu/sinus thing! I’ve been hunkered down in survival mode since last weekend and it’s getting old.
For more than a week, I’ve felt too tired to get on line and do the things I need to do. I haven’t written songs or poetry, and have barely answered emails, checked my bank balance, or paid the cable bill. Meanwhile, my list of unGoogled items grows longer by the minute.
Because you see, there are things I must Google. And they are things that have nothing whatsoever to do with my art or work. At any given moment, I am carrying around a mental list of things that I need to look up for informational purposes. In addition, there are things I need to Google just because they are there.
Here is a partial list, in no particular order:
How to repot a plant that has been in the same pot for 10 years.
Should you repot a plant that has been in the same pot for 10 years.
How to tell if you are a plant abuser.
A recipe for apple slaw
Is Kim Kardashian’s butt real?
How many calories in a corn meal muffin?
Corn meal muffin recipes
Why does my cat groom himself excessively?
Is Beyonce & JayZ’s baby wearing a wig?
Did Beyonce use a surrogate?
What are these minute red bugs I see from time to time?
When is the best time of year to prune your shrubs?
Sinus headache acupressure points
How to get rid of corns?
Does duct tape remove warts?
What about corns?
The ultimate brownie recipe
The ultimate cheesecake recipe.
The list goes on. It could take me another week to catch up.